that lil bitch
that lil bitch
wow thats so funny thanks facebook
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
my parents said to go to bed early
it is early
in the morning
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
I SACRIFICED HIM TO THE MAYAN GODS WAS THAT NATURAL ENOUGH
that was
super natural
guys i went into my kitchen and i kept hearing my cat but i couldn’t find her and she sounded really upset
okay i found her and seriously what the hell cat
hOW THEHELL DID YOU EVEN GET IN THERE
*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*
wHy
hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.
Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit.
my mom cried

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t